If Teenage Queen NDS could be compared to a high-end gentleman's club, then Strip Rock Paper Scissors would be the five-dollar-cover nudie bar frequented by ne'er-do-wells like Al Bundy or your old high school classmates. Couple this with her penchant to fold faster than a dropped accordion whenever you have a decent hand, and you might feel tempted to just cash in your chips, settling for a no-fuss game of solitaire instead. With fourteen states of undress, it can take hours before you wear your opponent down enough into revealing even a naked shoulder. Win a few hands, and the libertine lady will take a credit, peeling off a piece of her outfit as collateral.īut Teenage Queen NDS isn't so much a quick fix for flesh as it is a drawn-out campaign. It's an experience you're all too familiar with, we're sure. As women in heat tend to do, she challenges you to a 32-card game of strip poker (no cards lower than 7). This feature is for adult eyes only!Ī chance meeting at the park with an attractive brunette introduces this unofficial Amiga port. So put the kids to bed, light those candles you've been saving for a night like this, and slip into your robe and wizard hat. We're going to take you through that DS underworld, previewing a selection of homebrew games that are sure to arouse your interest.
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They hustle their homemade software from the back-alleys of the internet, each downloaded bit transferred in a nondescript paper bag. Japanese dating sims and witch fondling titles notwithstanding, the DS doesn't have any Leisure Suit Larrys, Hot Coffee mods, or even porno- Tetris clones.īut just like any other scene, the Nintendo DS has a network of people working outside of the fringe to create those illicit goods you'd never ask for at a respectable shop. If what you're looking for, however, is a game with more mature themes - nudity and sexual content - it's doubtful that your needs will be met.
The Nintendo DS's software library is diverse enough to satisfy almost every genre craving or niche interest.
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